Rampant Rabbit

I love my Rampant Rabbit with its features leporine

It often satisfies me when I find myself supine

I love my Rampant Rabbit; I like to keep it handy

It’s in my bedside locker just in case I’m feeling randy

I love my Rampant Rabbit as I’m coating it with lube

It’s like a form of foreplay as I squeeze it from the tube

I love my Rampant Rabbit with its little buzzing ears

I muffle it with bedclothes and I pray that no one hears

I love my Rampant Rabbit with its trade marked piston action

When I use it on the highest speed it drives me to distraction

I love my Rampant Rabbit; it fits inside just right

It ensures vaginal pleasure and brings clitoral delight

I love my Rampant Rabbit with its shaft of purple plastic

It helped me find my ‘G’ spot so I think that it’s fantastic

I love my Rampant Rabbit; God bless Homo Erectus

Who clearly was the model for this toy sent to delect us

I love my Rampant Rabbit, but can it make me feel loved?

Well, it makes me feel quite marvellous as inside it's deeply shoved

I love my Rampant Rabbit but can it compare to Man?

It doesn’t have emotions so I say it surely can!

I love my Rampant Rabbit; it never seems to tire

Its ardour’s not connected to libido or desire

I love my Rampant Rabbit; it can’t feel hurt or spurned

It doesn’t go all sulky if the favour’s not returned

I love my Rampant Rabbit; it has no strings attached

And when its duty’s done it can be hastily dispatched

I love my Rampant Rabbit; it never criticizes

It doesn’t give a toss about my arse or bosom sizes

I love my Rampant Rabbit with no surplus fleshy parts

No smelly foreskin to manoeuvre before the fun bit starts

I love my Rampant Rabbit; perhaps you’ll think I’m quirky

But it so much better looking than the ‘oven-ready turkey’

I love my Rampant Rabbit; it’s my favourite way of fucking

It has no expectation that I’ll swallow after sucking

I love my Rampant Rabbit; I meet its basic needs

After use I wipe it and on batteries it feeds

I love my Rampant Rabbit; it has only one agenda

To satisfy the carnal needs of womankind’s pudenda

I love my Rampant Rabbit as I’m lying here prostrate

It really is the only way a girl should masturbate